e mail out of the blue appeared in my inbox today.
“Hello this is (I took the person’s name out) can i speak with the owner or the manager of the tattoo shop and do you accept credit card as payment i am hearing impaired…and i want you to draw an Dragon tattoo 4 inch with color on their Back and a maximum of 2 hours on each person and i want you to get back to me with the total estimate for 10 people because i have a party coming up on the 29th of february and i also want you to know that the people who will come to have the tattoo will come with a private transportation driver… and i also want you to know that i will be making full payment with my credit card information to charge for all expenses i want you to get back to me with the type of credit card accepted and i also want you to know that i have attach you the picture of the tattoo… and i would like everyone that is coming to have the same tattoo for all. and i also want you to get back to me with your cell phone number and shop address so that i can have your shop information complete with me so that i can forward to the driver who will drop the people to your shop to have the tattoo.
I thought about saying yes even though I don’t know how to tattoo, have a tattoo gun, or the time to do anything extra before Feb 29th! Maybe I can do painless tattoos, in water color. Care instructions, never wash, do not perspire, rub, scratch, or apply sandpaper. DEFINITELY NO TOPICAL ACIDS! and it will probably last a few hours.
And who has a party where everyone gets the same tattoo? If you bring a plus one, that is a commitment!